200 - Who Shot Dr. Yinz? (Part 1)

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Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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When Dr. Yinz Llubjana announces that he is ready to reveal the Painting That Will Heal the World, a world-historic event is brought to a standstill by a gunshot—and everybody has a motive. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: bit.ly/e1-live-sv E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	Yes, yes, this is it.
0:07.0	My masterpiece, the only painting with a power to heal the world.
0:12.0	Gaia, you will forgive us.
0:15.0	The last sins of humanity have been vanquished today.
0:19.0	Namaste, and God help us all.
0:22.3	Man, I hope nothing bad happens to me now.
0:26.2	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for
0:30.6	Podcast Recovery. This podcast is entitled Who Shot Dr. Yins? It is the first of two episodes
0:37.0	of the podcast. If anyone says anything about how that It is the first of two episodes of the podcast.
0:38.2	If anyone says anything about how that's not the premise of E1...
0:41.9	Guess what, Einstein?
0:43.1	We have done 200 episodes so far, stupid ass.
0:46.0	Shut up and stop sucking on your cum towel for a minute and actually listen.
0:50.0	You fucking ungrateful, disloyal fans that drag us down so much.
0:55.8	Welcome to the 200th episode of E1.
1:00.1	That sound that plays when a newspaper spins like,
1:05.6	Extra Extra, Extra, Famous Scientist, Dr. Yuzlbiana, world famous scientists featured prominently in many episodes,
1:15.3	is ready to reveal his masterpiece, the painting that will heal the world.
1:20.2	Print exclusive, you can't find out on the internet yet.
1:23.3	He calls this painting an IRLNFT.
1:26.3	Pretty interesting opinion.
1:28.3	As the dirty newspaper boy who lives in a fifth story walk up with his 10 Italian immigrant siblings
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