Chili Season

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has a very exciting announcement for the new tour! It's a big one! She hits the Absolutely Not Line only to give life changing advice for a young listener, help a woman keep her job at the gym and navigate what to do if you've dated a murderer.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.2	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:20.8	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:26.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:27.8	I hope everyone's doing well.
0:29.8	Hope you're having a great week.
0:31.2	We are well, we're in chilly season.
0:34.6	And when I say chilly season, I mean, it is like clockwork every Sunday at 4 p.m.
0:42.6	Eastern Standard Time.
0:44.4	I get on the ground and I start scrolling and it's photos of fucking chilly.
0:49.6	I know that I am already starting off this week's episode in a very controversial statement.
0:54.4	Very wild way. I'm going to be honest with you.
0:58.0	I like a white chicken chili over a beef chili.
1:01.3	It is what I prefer.
1:03.3	I was laying in bed catching up on House of Dragons, my Game of Thrones,
1:07.3	and I'm seeing everybody 4 p.m.
1:09.4	You know what I mean?
1:10.2	All the girlies, all the McKinley leaves, McKinsey's, Manacans,
1:14.2	chilly recipe, hashtag chilly weather.
1:17.6	And they're all posting their chili and I would scroll through and go,
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