195: Trump Attacks Alex Jones + Spooky Sphere Footage + Missing Rocket Scientists

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid statement last week. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy deathwish, hilarious ChatGPT hijinks, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.2	Broken simulation.
0:06.5	Broken simulation.
0:08.4	With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	All righty, man.
0:13.6	Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring.
0:17.5	Johnny Woodard.
0:18.4	We're in it, dog.
0:19.6	We're in it.
0:24.0	Are we in it or what Johnny put the clock on.
0:30.8	Okay. How are you guys? Are you guys excited? We're doing a we're doing a day show.
0:37.5	Are you not late? We're not late night. We're only drug addicts watch.
0:43.9	You know, I will say we had an impressive number of drug addicts that watch the show.
0:47.0	We, the drugies come out to rock.
0:48.4	Johnny, a lot to get into.
0:50.4	I have a big announcement firing you.
0:52.0	You're going hourly now.
0:53.6	You're going to be paid hourly.
0:53.9	I don't think you want to be paid hourly. I'm picking out so much a year. You guys don't even know how much I pay out. So you're fired. So now you're on a $30 an hour. Is that cool? Yeah. If you want to pay me hourly, I would gladly accept that. You don't want to, Johnny. I don't want me to be paid out. So much money, dude.
1:11.5	So much money.
1:13.9	I pay out so much money.
1:16.2	I'm getting F in my B by Uncle Sam.
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