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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

196: Iran Blockade 4D Chess + Sam Joins The Big Leagues + Bob Barker's Legacy Under Attack

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?).

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli.

0:11.6

Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We're in it. 1223.

0:18.1

Luminati confirmed. Luminati confirmed, Johnny. You take the three, the three. in it 1223 lumini confirmed lumini confirmed johnny

0:23.0

you take the three the two two

0:25.6

there you go skull and bones johnny

0:28.5

your plan is working

0:30.2

you used to say skull and crossbones

0:32.4

that's how you know you were in skull and bones

0:34.2

because you used to say that it took you forever to

0:36.5

not say skull and crossbones you used to say that it took you forever to not say skull and cross bones.

0:39.8

So guys, we're,

0:41.4

for not.

0:43.2

Johnny,

0:43.7

we should do Thursdays at noon,

0:45.3

I decided.

0:46.7

Okay.

0:48.0

The problem is when do we put out the audio.

0:51.4

When do you put out the audio?

0:52.9

Good out Friday morning,

0:54.0

I guess. Wait, that's when that's when put out Sunday morning.

0:58.8

No, weekends are terrible, dude, for, you don't want to put anything. Monday morning.

1:03.0

I could do Monday. It's just sit in a while. We'll talk about it after. But yeah.

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