Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli.

Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Wooder. We are in it. Bang.

Look at that, dude. Fastest straw in the West. We get in it before anybody else does. We're in it. We're in it bang look at that dude fastest draw on the west we get in it before anybody else does

we're in it boya cacha i don't even know what that means and i'm in bupah bang

how are you johnny ali g used to say that yeah dude olly g i love it you can't play blackface

but you can play Wigger Face.

I love Allie G.

You do love him. You love him so much you should. It turned out to be a disappointing human being, didn't he? Yeah, he did. He was so full crap. I mean, what? Kurt Messker loves him, but it's like, oh my God, we went to Arizona. and we said we're going to jump open this giant mosque and everybody freaked out.

I'm like, why don't you do that next to your house and see how everybody takes it? Oh, I think he's so, I mean, I think he's very funny, but he's just, I mean, he is, he's a, you know, he is what he is. No, but my favorite was like, anti-Semitism is so bad. We have to regulate Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. It's like, get out of here.

You're a comedian. You're on the, that's not. Yeah, you're the guy who made fun of, yeah, it's like,

you could totally make fun of Americans, but you make fun of one little group and suddenly,

the world's burning. Like, get out of here. Just get out of here. Also also i love wemby so much dude the least

a gay crush on them get the least convincing american i did you win the fancy league i did yes

congratulations johnny see how fun that is to congratulate someone on their big win not be a

twat when i congratulate you on your uh you did not johnny don Don't even bring it up. It's so annoying. I don't even want to hear your stupid thing. You brought it up. You did. No, I said I congratulate you. Yep. Thank you. Thank you, Johnny. Thank you so much. Yeah, I did win. You know, know the NBA though that is kind of taking the joy

out of NBA fantasy because guys like the tanking teams now just all their stars aren't playing

so one of those guys you're screwed they're great listen this is what is early on in the season

the crappy teams are great because they just put up huge numbers and lose because no one comes to play them. But then towards the end, when they're really trying to tank, they don't let anyone play. Yep. It's annoying. I mean, they were playing everybody. Anthony Davis, if they were in the playoffs right now, he would be playing. Of would yeah I mean it just sucks dude the whole thing sucks um so I give you I got a potpourri of

options for uh what the fuck that we call that what's it called hot topics um a couple of things

the Charlie Kirk thing that just broke, which is crazy.

Is that big, you think we should start with?

I mean, that's insane.

...