195: Fun with Bob and John!

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

What should I do with all these keys? How do I unrecommend a raunchy novel to my grandma? What's a good psychology team name? What is the most effective way to pull an all-nighter? What should I call my girlfriend's parents? Why are middle schoolers so terrifying? What do I do with all these tomatoes? Hank and John have advice! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. The survey is on the Patreon linked above and also here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N7DKBW6 Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.8	Or is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank?
0:08.9	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:12.1	give you to be a advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:17.0	John.
0:17.8	Yeah.
0:18.3	I was recently singing Smash Mouth's All Star and Catherine said that I should stop and I said,
0:24.4	hey now.
0:26.3	And that's, I'm going to tell you why I told that joke in just a little bit.
0:30.4	But first you're going to tell me what you would have tweeted about this week.
0:32.7	Hank this weekend, I would have tweeted a tweet that instead I just texted to you and
0:37.5	I'm going to read it now.
0:38.7	Twitter is like going to the cheesecake factory.
0:41.1	Sure, I could eat healthy there, but I ain't gonna.
0:47.4	That's great.
0:48.4	That's such a good tweet.
0:49.6	Twitter needs you, but you don't need it.
0:51.0	John, do you want to know what I would have tweeted about this week if I was on Twitter?
0:54.4	Oh, God, you're so on Twitter.
0:57.0	I am very, and I just tweeted about this a lot as of the recording of this.
1:01.2	John, I know that you and I have had this idea for a long time that we would do a shot-by-shot
1:09.4	dissection of Smash Mouth's All Star's music video.
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