194: Fortunately, They Are Not Carnivores

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 17 June 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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How do I advance past the waving stage of acquaintanceship? What does one do at conferences? My friend based a character off of me but the character sucks? How do I get in my house if I'm locked out? From where does a giant African land snail poop? Can I have only one jacked arm? John and Hank have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	So is that for a think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.6	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions.
0:11.2	Give you the advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and FC Wimbledon.
0:16.1	John, you know how there are like a bunch of new like meatless meat companies that have been popping up?
0:22.4	Sure, impossible burgers.
0:23.6	Yeah, impossible burgers.
0:25.1	There's others that I've also heard of.
0:27.6	I'm excited about it.
0:28.7	I think it's a growth industry.
0:30.6	I think it's wonderful.
0:32.0	But what I haven't seen and what I want to do is potato list potatoes.
0:38.2	Are you ready for my new potato list potato company?
0:42.5	It's called imitators.
0:46.2	I mean, that that was a tortuous pass to get to a pretty poor punchline.
0:52.9	I think it's not a punchline, John.
0:55.2	It's a brand.
0:59.0	It's not.
1:00.0	What is it made out of?
1:01.0	I mean, of all this is one of the worst ideas you've ever had, which is really saying something.
1:05.4	It's like made out of something that's like potatoes, but not quite as good.
1:10.0	The lab-grown potatoes.
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