196: There Is Nothing You Are Not
Dear Hank & John
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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2019
⏱️ 41 minutes
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How did they decide doorbells should go ding dong? How do I get my coworkers out of my personal life? Why does Hank have button-up jeans? How do you not worry that everything you write has been written before? What are the odds that I'm part pigeon? Why don't you see tons of stars when you're in space? Hank and John have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:08.2 | Doors up for a think of the Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:10.2 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a |
| 0:13.2 | advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars, which is a planet, and |
| 0:16.7 | AFC will build in, which is a soccer team. |
| 0:19.4 | John. |
| 0:20.4 | Yep. |
| 0:21.4 | You've been telling you for a long, long time that I need to get a last-will |
| 0:24.3 | in testament, correct? |
| 0:25.6 | Correct. |
| 0:26.6 | I'm working on this. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm finally doing it. |
| 0:28.9 | Good. |
| 0:29.9 | I've been working on a lot of my work, so I went in and I was there and the lawyer |
| 0:33.2 | comes into the room and he said to me, loudly, I'm not saying anything without my lawyer |
| 0:38.7 | present. |
| 0:39.8 | And I said, this is a very weird way to start out this conversation. |
| 0:44.0 | You are the lawyer here. |
| 0:45.7 | This is also not a criminal proceeding. |
| 0:47.9 | I am just a guy. |
| 0:49.6 | I'm not a cop. |
| 0:50.6 | You're the lawyer. |
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