193: It's Like a Pool of Liver!

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Why do I cry more easily as I get older? What is SPF? What are healthy methods to combat loneliness? What should I do if I busted a hole in the wall while bonding with my sibling? How do I be less curt in texts and emails? Where does John consume his hot takes? How do I stop being bad at cooking? How would John and Hank have met if they weren’t brothers? How do I make this locker room my new home? John and Hank have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear I Get John!
0:08.0	Or is that for the think of it, dear John and Hank?
0:10.0	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:13.0	give you dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC with Milden John.
0:18.0	You know, I recently decided that I can no longer trust sailboats.
0:22.0	Why's that?
0:23.0	I just think they're rigged.
0:25.0	I love it.
0:26.0	What a great joke.
0:27.0	I love it.
0:28.0	It's beautiful.
0:29.0	Great. It's a great pun.
0:31.0	I'm sorry that I didn't like set you up with a soccer pun,
0:33.0	because I'm pretty sure that you're going to want to talk about how Liverpool has won six Champions League trophies in the 9000 years that that event has been happening.
0:45.0	We won it six times.
0:46.0	Oh God.
0:47.0	I'm going to be honest with you, Hank.
0:49.0	Liverpool!
0:50.0	It's like a pool of liver!
0:52.0	It's been about 60 hours since the end of the game, and I have a little bit of a hangover.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:59.0	I would say that my hangover is like 80% emotional, but there is the 20% of it that's sort of a lingering physical issue.
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