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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:06.4 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:08.3 | With Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.5 | We're in it. |
| 0:13.9 | Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:15.4 | We're in it, dude. |
| 0:17.2 | We're in it to win it. |
| 0:19.0 | Karate freaking chop. |
| 0:20.5 | We're in it to win it. What? we're in it to win it what what what one of us didn't |
| 0:24.6 | win it i have to say oh see i'm just not going to give you any energy johnny because i'm going to |
| 0:30.8 | be a grown man and take my loss unlike you like being a little bitch what loss i don't remember |
| 0:36.6 | any loss yeah of course you don't remember I remember when I just, uh, RECD you in fantasy basketball. Dude, wreck is a really strong word, Johnny. You won five to three. A couple of them, you only won by a point or two. Five to three, was it? Yeah, five to three. Yeah. Yeah yeah johnny that's barely winning in that thing |
| 0:58.3 | you could either you could the the only like that's the most cheapest win is a five to three |
| 1:04.8 | if i you b me seven to one or eight to zero that'd be dominating you mean what it was this is not |
| 1:10.5 | pre-recorded. |
| 1:11.5 | This is not. We are in it, okay? Who would, like, if this was pre-recorded, we would add. What would we drop it at 9 and night? Yeah, we would drop it. Well, XG just dropped the last TFA. Yeah, I mean, XG just waits as long as he can, why the other guy puts it out instantly. Yeah, people who don't even get paid put it out quicker than retard XG. |
| 1:31.1 | Fair, though. XG has to edit all that shit out and that guy does not do that. But no, no, what I was going to say was even if it had been a tie four to four, I would have won because I was higher in their regular season. So really, I could have won even less than I won and still won. Yeah, one way. Okay. That means, like, on a list of ways to win, you took the second easiest way. Okay? I mean, it's not like there are many options. There's two or three more above that. But, yes. Okay, good, Johnny. Congratulations. I'm not even going to get into it because you're so |
| 2:01.8 | ridiculous gross i mean i'm just starting earlier and you sound like you had been like running and |
| 2:15.6 | and gunning tired i'm always tired johnny i have no days off i never |
| 2:21.6 | get a day off yeah i mean just grind do you okay real question serious do you do you have a sabbath day |
| 2:30.4 | that you keep i want to so bad if when i quit I will be sabbithing it like a mofo I |
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