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Broken Simulation. Broken Simulation. simulation. With Sam Tripoli.

Again, welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We're in it, guys.

Sorry for the late night banger. Daddy's schedule's crazy.

Johnny's trying his hardest. Everyone's doing the best they can. But we had to get back to the old

studio. I have, like, I just have an affinity, a love, a little place in my heart for the studio.

Got us through the pandemic.

You know, we're going to leave Brody on the wall, not come here. We got Fat Dragon Productions. Oh, do I? I don't. He's not in frame, unfortunately. Oh, that's okay, Johnny. That's okay. The people can't see him. I sell pictures of my children. They were just little munchkins. I love the studio. I missed the studio.

We've got to upgrade the cameras here, though.

We got to upgrade the cameras

here though we got to we're in 4k in the new studio we got to get we got to get we got to get

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