Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli.

Yo, welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.

Ba, ba, ba, bah, bah. We're in it. We're're in it. We're so in it. We can't not be in it. That's how in it we are. Late on a Sunday night. Just late on it. We love people watching the show so much that we were, we record. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude. Just super busy. Life's crazy.

I'm sorry, Johnny. I got bigger problems right now. I have a giant zit on the end of my nose and I'm 53 years old. Oh, you do, don't you? Yeah. You look like the wicked witch of the West with that nose. I'm just over this right now, dude. I'm tired of growing old with zits. Are you having a hormonal imbalance?

Probably. Probably. I mean, why not? Just throw that in. Bad circulation. My back hair is the longest it's ever been in my life. I mean, I could I could do I could do cornrows on my back

right now. I haven't shaved him forever. Oh, it's vile. Oh, Johnny, shut up. Why do you have so much hair on your back? What are you? Because I'm Armenian. That's the thing. Yeah, we're furry, dude. We're furry. There's this, I sent you that link for, I so excited there's this armenian butcher shop it's

going to come on like vintura like yeah johnny loves armo butchers oh it's like the best it's one of

the coolest butcher shops in l.a i'm so excited for it i'm ready to go down there and get some

quality meats johnny you love your meats i love quality meats i do but Johnny, if you bring over meat to my house, you better leave it.

That's all I got to say is you better leave it.

Thomas were torn apart by that controversy.

Yeah, it was definitely split the broken.

And the broken are shattered to a million pieces by the should you, can you take the food you bring to a party gate of 2026?

I just can't believe that you're okay with taking that.

It's unbelievable.

Well, it was there for the party, not for you personally.

And the party ended, right?

It was at my house. Right, but he made it yeah for my house

for the party and the party at my house anyways let's not get into it johnny i have a question i have a question

for you if somebody else came up and said i oh man this was so good can i take someone at home with me

you want to pee i would totally give him some yeah so he made it he has even more rights came up and said, oh man, this was so good. Can I take some of that home with me?

You want to pee?

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