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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:11.9 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it. |
| 0:21.0 | Just made it. Just made it. |
| 0:22.6 | Just made it guys. |
| 0:23.9 | You guys don't even understand what we're up against, okay? |
| 0:26.8 | Do you guys even know? |
| 0:28.3 | The power's out at my house. |
| 0:30.4 | The power's out. |
| 0:31.3 | We're not even live. |
| 0:32.3 | That's how out of whack we are. |
| 0:35.4 | We are live. |
| 0:36.2 | Don't people start getting conspiracy theories you know how people are |
| 0:38.6 | like is this live oh okay i got what oh we are live i didn't see any comments sorry guys hey |
| 0:44.6 | we're live we're in it i'm wearing uh the lady jiu jitsu jersey supporting women in sports |
| 0:51.8 | but not talking about sports okay that's what's what we do. Especially not women sports. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could talk women's sports all you want because I'm not going to want. You can. But they can. I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. We're not. We, uh, Johnny, how are you, dude? Pretty shitty, actually. It's hot as fuck in here. It's the only room I can do it. Johnny, we're 10 seconds in. They don't care anymore, dude. They don't care anymore. Oh, shit. Dude, can we say the M word? We're free at last. No, you can't say the N word. I heard you got in a little trouble. Freedom. Talk about freedom. Talk about freedom. |
| 1:32.4 | Okay, okay. So you got in trouble. Okay, I guess we could just get right into that thing. Oh, Johnny, are we in it? |
| 1:38.5 | Yeah. So you got. I forgot to take my, my super pills it gets me jacked |
| 1:44.9 | your super pills what are your yeah my chemical free body pills |
| 1:49.1 | oh dude I don't do drugs okay super pills is what that doesn't sound good |
| 1:53.8 | it's good so so there's a guy at the guy I got so many stories here there was the guy at the guy, I got so many stories here. There was the guy at the award ceremony, the BAFTA, which is not award ceremony. Is that what you're calling it, Johnny? It's the BAFTAs. It's a big award ceremony in the UK, the BAFTAs, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts, I believe it is what it stands for. Yes, that's what I'm sure you knew that, all right. I've heard about it, Johnny. |
| 2:20.3 | And he, there's a guy. |
| 2:23.3 | There's a gay. |
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