190: The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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How do I get people to remember who I am? What do I do about the Red Bull I spilled in a kid's backpack? How do I deal with my girlfriend's unaccepting parents? Does cold water boil faster than hot water? Which way should a staple face? Is it possible to sneeze underwater? What is the correct way to eat the bottom of a popsicle? How do I get out of being grounded? Can I bring my boyfriend to a thing even though it says "spouses only"? John and Hank are here to help! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.3	Yours up for the Think of a Dear John and Hank.
0:08.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you Dubie's advice and bring
0:12.0	you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.3	John, I was recently at a museum and I saw an ex-girlfriend of mine standing across the
0:22.4	room.
0:23.4	I was just too afraid to go say hi to her.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.7	There's just too much history between us.
0:30.0	All right.
0:31.0	I'm not going to engage with that joke because it was not good enough to warrant comment.
0:35.9	I agree.
0:36.9	Yeah.
0:37.9	But I will tell you what I would have tweeted about this week.
0:40.0	I would have tweeted about the fact that Liverpool didn't win the league, but that's okay.
0:43.8	It's been 14 years without a major trophy, but that's okay.
0:47.0	That's okay.
0:48.0	So you would have tweeted that.
0:49.6	That's what I would have tweeted.
0:50.6	Let's move on to news.
0:51.9	It's okay.
0:52.9	It's fine.
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