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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Do a lot of people swerve? What constitutes black coffee? How do I make mac and cheese if I don't have milk? What is the rage/luck relationship when it comes to pennies? How do I find out my therapist's name? Should I give books to people who don't like to read? How should I deal with family drama? How do I get my charger back? Is it time to rip off the Band-Aid? John and Hank have (dubious) advice!

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0:00.0	Do you want to make a podcast?
0:05.0	Yes, but only so that I can talk about AFC Wimbledon.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:10.0	Of course I prefer to think of it for you, John and Hank.
0:12.0	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:15.0	give you a DB of advice and bring you all of the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon
0:19.0	and sometimes other soccer teams.
0:21.0	John!
0:22.0	Yeah.
0:23.0	Do you know why there are no cats on Mars?
0:25.0	Why are there no cats on Mars, Hank?
0:27.0	You might think it's because the whole like no life thing.
0:30.0	That was my assumption.
0:31.0	It's because curiosity killed them.
0:33.0	I mean, that's like a pretty good Mars Rover joke.
0:37.0	That's probably one of the top two Mars Rovers jokes I've ever heard.
0:40.0	Well, we'll see.
0:42.0	I was suggested by I saw it on the Nerdfighter subreddit.
0:44.0	So thanks everybody for throwing that one out for me.
0:47.0	Hank, do you know what I would have tweeted about this week?
0:49.0	You'll never get it.
0:50.0	Oh yeah, I think I do.
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