191: The Engagement Duck

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

What is the dress code if there is no dress code? Where can I be anxious at work? What should I do with 72 tall vases? How can I avoid having to do dishes? How can I grow my own vegetables if the Sun is in the wrong place? How do I sort out my priorities? How do I tell my girlfriend's mother we aren't ready for a duck? Is there a polite way to ask someone to eat quietly? How and where should I conceal the dream rock? John and Hank have dubious advice! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	There's up for the think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a cod past.
0:10.0	It's a podcast where two brothers and see your questions give you to be a
0:14.0	advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:18.0	You know, I just went on a trip to California, got back and my luggage was so
0:22.0	damaged that I took it to a lawyer to show him and say,
0:26.0	I want to sue the airline and the lawyer said, I'm afraid you don't have much of a case.
0:31.0	I'll tell you what I liked about that joke.
0:34.0	There was a tiny bit of misdirection in the form of California.
0:39.0	And so I'm thinking, is it going to be a pun on big sir?
0:43.0	Is it going to be about the city of angels?
0:45.0	No, that's just an unnecessary detail.
0:48.0	Hank, your jokes need more unnecessary details.
0:51.0	All right, I'll work on that.
0:52.0	Here's what I would have tweeted about this week.
0:54.0	We did that the great Nicholas Jenkins is editing his last episode of Dear Hank and John.
1:01.0	Oh my god.
1:02.0	Nick, the Nick.
1:04.0	Y'all haven't heard Nick's name over the last few years as many times as Nick has heard his name.
1:10.0	When we say Nick, please cut that.
1:14.0	Nick, whatever happens, don't let that get to the radio.
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