Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli.

All right. We're in it. Welcome to Johnny Woodard. Presents broken simulation starring Johnny Woodard. Bang, bang, pal.

Guys, can you hear me but can they hear me

I hope so I can hear you you sound great Sam I do sound great and I look like garbage I am getting

fatter by the day how are you Johnny Johnny's traveling again nobody travels like Johnny Wooder

I'm not really I'm not really, I'm not really

travel. I'm in Culver City where I used to live. Oh, fancy. Oh, old stomping grounds going to see

your old hookers. Well, no, you know, I'm in, I'm in that hotel where they put the little people

the, the, from, uh, uh, the Wizard of Oz, Wizard of Oz, boss yeah clearly johnny johnny's such a movie dork

he's like i want experience what little people experience no you know what you know what's

smarter smaller there so we like it is it's like a european style it's very old yeah it's like from

the 20s oh johnny's i get your girl wet thinking about European style? She doesn't have any interest in small old hotels. She likes modern shit.

But dude, so we had scheduled this. I wouldn't have been here, obviously, if I know we were

recording today, like a couple of weeks ago, because I needed to get my last little bit of miles

to get executive platinum for American. Oh, I get it, Johnny.

And we all understand it.

So we scheduled this.

And then we get here today.

There's no parking because there's some Chinese New Year shit happening right outside my window.

These freaking Chinese.

The street is just, this place is always dead, Culver.

Good luck.

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