190: Horny For Hiking

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Why do you think aliens have been here yet?
0:02.0	You don't think it's cool enough here?
0:03.3	We got six flags, we got titties.
0:04.8	Why wouldn't they visit?
0:05.8	Do you think they give a fuck about six flags?
0:07.4	They can f**k themselves in their brains.
0:13.2	We're in.
0:13.8	What is it?
0:14.3	Huh?
0:14.9	I just currently were doing a podcast.
0:16.9	I was trying too, then you cut me off.
0:18.7	Oh, f**k.
0:19.9	You're fighting a tough.
0:22.8	Like a married couple.
0:23.8	What is it about bad bitches?
0:25.1	Love and deal pickles.
0:26.9	What is your say to me?
0:28.7	Bad bitches love deal pickles.
0:30.5	I think they just like the f**k insult come.
0:34.6	Oh, you know what I'm talking about?
0:35.6	You know what I'm talking about?
0:36.4	No, but you have, I feel like all the girls
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