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Stiff Socks

190: Horny For Hiking

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

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The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Why do you think aliens have been here yet?

0:02.0

You don't think it's cool enough here?

0:03.3

We got six flags, we got titties.

0:04.8

Why wouldn't they visit?

0:05.8

Do you think they give a fuck about six flags?

0:07.4

They can f**k themselves in their brains.

0:13.2

We're in.

0:13.8

What is it?

0:14.3

Huh?

0:14.9

I just currently were doing a podcast.

0:16.9

I was trying too, then you cut me off.

0:18.7

Oh, f**k.

0:19.9

You're fighting a tough.

0:22.8

Like a married couple.

0:23.8

What is it about bad bitches?

0:25.1

Love and deal pickles.

0:26.9

What is your say to me?

0:28.7

Bad bitches love deal pickles.

0:30.5

I think they just like the f**k insult come.

0:34.6

Oh, you know what I'm talking about?

0:35.6

You know what I'm talking about?

0:36.4

No, but you have, I feel like all the girls

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