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Stiff Socks

191: She-Hulk Got Cakes

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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The boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Can you imagine trying to pipe down the brawn?

0:03.1

Yeah, that's where a step bro need a step ladder

0:09.6

Rock paper scissors cock paper scissors. I'm as anybody ever played rock paper scissors with this cock

0:13.9

But what is it what is cock beat my hand?

0:17.2

Doesn't hand beat cock oh

0:19.9

I mean that's what I meant to say but it came out wrong. Okay. Yeah, I was really hoping that nobody said

0:24.5

So rock paper cock cock paper scissors rocks out because I'm rocked up

0:30.8

Cock paper scissors title it. Give me on let's do another episode probably say we're gonna know. What do you think you can?

0:36.6

Yeah, you should get rid of it now people was yellow. Yeah, yeah

0:40.0

Um, how do you feel you are you are you a big like thing falls on the ground not gonna eat it? Oh

0:45.1

I had a moment this morning little pieces of sausage on the floor and I looked at it for a long time

0:49.2

I'm like time and I was like I'll throw it back in the pan then it's like cat hair right next to it

0:52.7

I was like I don't know the fuck Pluto has been up to but you know

0:56.0

Is it isn't weird for me to think that cats are dirtier than dogs? Is that a real thing?

1:01.0

Um in my head

1:02.6

I'm just like cats if you die in front of your cat

1:04.8

I heard that two days later your cats just gonna eat you

1:07.6

Would that that's weird survival the fittest he's like mid you ain't gonna feed me then I'll feed off you

1:12.9

Is that what it is maybe are a cat's heathens. I don't think they're smart. Oh, I think really I don't know

1:20.4

I think they're just very hunter mentality all animals are meant to be in the wild. No, great. We're like in three seconds

1:26.5

Grubble get eaten by a pine cone

1:29.2

Yeah, just Greta my dog like won't go on grass like she doesn't like grass

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