Michael F*cks Too Loud?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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The boys riff on Vegas buffets, the problem with Blau's new apartment, and how you can always spot a rescue dog. They also have some advice for a listener with a haircut problem.

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0:00.0	Michael just ate Chick-fil-A sauce and Pringles.
0:03.6	There's nothing wrong with that.
0:04.6	Filling activities.
0:05.6	Maybe, but there's nothing wrong with that.
0:07.1	You post-mated IHOP.
0:09.2	Filling activities.
0:10.2	Here's a bigger felony activity.
0:11.6	I post-mated IHOP from an IHOP that is walkable to my hands.
0:15.8	I mean, yeah, every time I've ever done that, I just wonder if they pick it up.
0:18.6	And then are they like, oh fuck yeah, this is an easy one.
0:20.6	I'm like, God, this piece of shit.
0:21.7	I almost want to put a wheelchair next to my door just so like questions aren't asked.
0:26.0	You know, if you come out on crutches or something.
0:28.1	Yeah.
0:29.1	Or you just come on and be like, I'm lazy and just grab the food.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:34.0	I don't, I tip them.
0:36.7	Were you busy though?
0:37.9	No.
0:38.9	That's the funny part.
0:39.9	I didn't want to, I didn't want to, dude, anytime you do a thing, it takes so long.
0:45.7	Always.
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