188: The Imperial Bridal March

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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What is the proper thing to do with abandoned table beer? What's the best way to spend time on trains? How do I move on when my favorite show ends? How do I sleep in without waking up with a backache? Should I have played "The Imperial March" at a wedding? Are you allowed to use the soap in another person's shower? Why do some carrots taste earthier than others? Why isn't there a Neptune Day? What should I do about Gavin's grass ideas? John and Hank have dubious advice! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
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0:14.4	the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:17.8	John.
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.8	So I have a friend and he has water bed.
0:22.9	And I have gone over to his house several times and enjoyed this water bed.
0:26.7	And yet, very recently it became much bouncier and I was very impressed.
0:32.0	Is that the end of the joke?
0:33.8	He added a lot of spring water to it.
0:36.8	No.
0:38.0	There's a lot of things I don't like about that joke.
0:40.7	I guess for me it begins with the idea that you have a friend who has a water bed and
0:46.7	you spend a lot of time on this friend's bed.
0:51.6	Like I have really, really close friends whose houses I've been to hundreds of times
0:58.2	without ever spending the night in their bed because of course I don't.
1:04.0	But you don't have, but like when you have a friend with a water bed you got to go on
1:07.1	the bed, right?
1:08.9	I, the other, yes, the other issue I have with the joke is that no one has had a water
1:13.9	bed in at least three centuries.
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