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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it. Bang bang pow guys. |
| 0:55.1 | Johnny, we're in it, dude. Johnny, we're in it. I decided, Sam, I made a decision and executive decision. You might say. Oh, my God. We're only going to talk about the economy today because that's all the matters. The Dow. That's all the matters, Johnny. The Dow is up. That's all that we want to hear about on this show. Come on. It's all the matters. We're only going to talk about. Please, guys, respect us. What Pam Bonnie says we should be talking about. And that's the economy because we don't have... Johnny, can I make a big announcement real quick? And then we'll get into... Yes, please. Are you finally coming out to me? Johnny, I'm gay. |
| 0:56.6 | There it is. |
| 0:57.0 | All right. |
| 0:58.1 | Big announcement. |
| 1:03.6 | Dude, I decided to go gay when that figure skater lost. |
| 1:08.3 | America's favorite ice twink went down. |
| 1:10.5 | I'm so sad because he was so good. But anyways, the announcement is |
| 1:12.6 | the 1000th episode of Tim Foll Hats. Tickets are live. You can buy them now. They're live. |
| 1:20.5 | You can just go to the Comedy Mothership ticket. They just went live a couple hours ago. They're |
| 1:26.1 | live. Grab your tickets now they will move okay they will |
| 1:29.8 | move so they will move i'm excited i'm so excited for that i'm so excited too mark sorry asking to be |
| 1:36.8 | on the show can i be on the show i'm like dude we will see i'm working it out we should let him |
| 1:43.0 | hold the microphone. |
| 1:44.4 | Yeah. You can be our Iron Patriot where you just come up in an Iron Patriot |
| 1:50.1 | where you just come up in an Iron Man costume and just hang out. |
| 1:56.9 | You could put him in off-the-grid Ryan Gimp outfit. |
| 2:01.6 | Yes, dude. Yes, bleaching beeholes. That'll be fire. |
| 2:06.6 | Yeah, yeah. If you don't know, that's a punch drunk sports reference. |
| 2:09.6 | That's a punch drunk sports, instant classic. |
| 2:13.6 | That's a big secret. |
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