189 - Telemarketers [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Mild mannered moderate man Benjamin Fox (@intellegint) fields a bunch of phone calls from scammers (@necrobranson and @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54563352

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.6	This podcast is entitled Telemarketers.
0:08.5	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:11.2	Welcome to episode one.
0:13.2	And now to finally cut into that leftover wedding cake.
0:18.2	Oh.
0:19.8	Who's calling me?
0:23.3	Hello? Hello?
0:30.5	Hi, sir. My name is Kent Kaki. I'm from the Department of Savings, and I was going through a lot of your insurance premiums. Do you have a reason for not wanting to save
0:34.7	$664?
0:38.3	$664?
0:40.3	I, am I paying too much?
0:45.3	Well, I'm looking at the premiums now that we got sent to us down here at the department,
0:52.3	and it seems there are some some bizarre spending habits
0:57.6	on some of these insurance premiums. I'm showing you you could switch it up right now and save
1:04.0	$664. Is that something you'd be interested in? I mean, if I could, you know, if I could have $664, I could buy my own wedding cake.
1:15.5	I mean, what do I have to do?
1:20.2	Well, you would just have to mainly, you know, I would be able to handle it here at the department.
1:26.9	Ever since Obamacare kind of founded us, and we've been going through this, we've been
1:31.3	able to find help people make more savings, and it looks like I can help you save more
1:35.9	better.
1:37.1	Could I get your birthday, please?
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