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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Broken Simulation. |
| 0:06.4 | Broken Simulation. |
| 0:08.4 | With Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.6 | We're in it. |
| 0:13.8 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. |
| 0:23.1 | That's great. |
| 0:23.9 | Wow. |
| 0:24.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:25.1 | We're in it. |
| 0:26.4 | Fabulous introduction. |
| 0:27.6 | Johnny, |
| 0:27.9 | how come we're in it so quick? |
| 0:30.8 | The girls have asked me that my whole life and I just have no answer. |
| 0:33.6 | Johnny, |
| 0:33.8 | you're such an in and out guy. |
| 0:36.2 | Such an in and out. |
| 0:37.8 | I barely even knew what happened. Yeah. Johnny, you're such an in and out guy. Such an in and out. I barely even knew what happened. |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah. Johnny, that's you. Yeah. That's Johnny right there. You want to make love? You know, they tell you the doctor's like, you won't even, you won't even feel a thing. You'll just be a tiny little. Doctor, give me the news. I got a fire curk! |
| 0:56.4 | Why is my hat so crooked? |
| 0:56.4 | It's your head that's crooked. to give me the news. I got a fire cream. Why is my hat so crooked? |
| 0:58.5 | It's your head that's crooked, bro. |
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