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And we're in it. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents. Johnny Woodard presents. Johnny Woodard presents. Johnny Woodard presents. Johnny Woodard presents. Brokenen simulation starring Johnny Woodard and we're in it guys the number one show

just getting into it. We don't even stop. We can't stop. Sam going through the

Rolodex of podcast he hosts like which one is this? Which one is this? Johnny good to

see ya. I'm in Minneapolis. Freezing my balls off. Oh that's okay. That's why you got the wolf shirt on. I was wondering about the jersey on. Yeah, I bought it in Mall of America. Look at that. That's a... What is that place? I mean, is it, is it, what is that? What is small? Is it? You like it? It is cool. It is cool. Somalians have made a very nice place. What, do they own it or something? No, they're just, they're everywhere. Or is that, oh really? It's a lot of Somalians? A lot of Swal. Yeah, dude, what are you talking about, Johnny? I don't know. I've never been to Minneapolis. Don't watch the news. It's like Somalian Central. I try not to watch the news, actually.

It's a point of pride for me not to watch

the effing news. I respect that, Johnny. I'm getting real close, dog, real close. I mean,

I didn't even know there were that many Somalians, to be honest with you. Just in general in life?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like enough to like cause a migration problem. I didn't realize they were there. I thought that, you know. They took them and were like, where's the coldest place possible? Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Let's put them in the North Pole. I mean, didn't they run out of food in like the 90s over there? How were they? That's like I saw an Ethiopian rescue.

No, in Somalia.

Remember that's why they're here? That's why they're here. They just all died. Like, we got food over here. I saw an Ethiopian restaurant the other day. And I'm like, aren't we sending them money because they don't have food? Yeah, what is it? Just a bowl of dirt? That's funny? This is spicy dirt. If you like it, this is more mild dirt. I actually Googled what it was. It's, you sit around this round, like, you sit on the floor and it's like they put a bunch of chicken down and then you grab it with your hands and like

you know it's kind of like trauma or whatever i don't know that not like i don't like that i don't like

that i don't want to sit on the floor i want a chair this is the west baby we use chairs i like that

johnny that's what i like about you see that's what you like about yeah you like the son of floor you know what i like about you. See, here's what you like. Yeah, you like

to Santa Florida. You know what I like about you. You're an incredible songwriter is what we

learned last week. Thank you Johnny. Did you, did you work on that song at all? No, not not at all.

Of course. Unbelievable. I've been busy. It's been busy. Do what, Johnny putting John Lennon behind bars? Oh, yeah. That's just the, I don't know why they put that there. It's like, like, unaliving insurance out my window. But it's only the second floor. Like, who's going to, you know, you're not going to off yourself from the second floor. You could if you really want to, Johnny. Yeah, you'd have to do a dive, you know, like I had a header. And then you could do that from anywhere. Oh, that's a good point, Johnny. That's a real good point, dude. That's a real good point. That's a great point, Johnny. Okay, so I'll give you some options for what we lead with here.

I thought Nick Fuentes on Pierce Morgan was hilarious.

I got a whole bunch of stuff on that.

Okay.

Weed could be getting rescheduled by the president.

Finally, they're going to allow cameras in court for Tyrob.

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