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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:06.4 | Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.3 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents broken simulation. |
| 0:15.2 | Starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it. Record 18 seconds. |
| 0:19.6 | 18 seconds. We're in it. Name me a show. Gets in it quicker. seconds 18 seconds we're in it name me a show gets in it |
| 0:22.5 | nobody number one show for getting in it short intro when we get right to it we get right to |
| 0:29.7 | it we get the babies the nectar that's right dog that's how we do it some guys are on me about |
| 0:35.3 | he says like um we are collectively collectively Catholic bashing on the show. We, I never do. Guys, I've seen that comment. He said, Johnny, not Sam. Well, guy was telling me to respect the Pope when I said, which Pope we thought, you know? Yeah. Oh, Johnny with the knowledge. Yeah. Dude, come come on you don't come to johnny with simple |
| 0:56.3 | questions well and he said he's gonna give you complex answers he said there's only one pope and then |
| 1:01.7 | there isn't one pope sir you are you've been lied to there are three popes and the guy really in |
| 1:07.6 | charge is the gray pope so who you you talking about son who you talk about |
| 1:12.6 | that's what i said which pope bra uh huh uh god what a thing that just gets our channel canceled |
| 1:19.5 | right there we just nuked our channel by talking about the popes really no i'm just i'm just saying |
| 1:24.8 | like we've had that one of the things you don't talk about is it listed Don't bring up the other popes. Don't bring up the other popes. Well, on conspiracy social club, we talked about Google having Gnob, and they got really mad about that. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I believe that. Yeah. The rainbow of popeses you can't talk about the whole rainbow we cannot |
| 1:45.2 | talk about the rainbow of popes they're like they're like care bears each one who has its own emotion |
| 1:50.1 | you can't talk about boy this rob reiner thing just gets weirder and we're darker and we're no dude |
| 1:57.2 | it's not getting weirder johnny it's just becoming more obvious well the conan thing is weird |
| 2:02.6 | though that's a weird detail that's a weird part okay that's a weird part okay that's a weird |
| 2:06.1 | right you know he was you know he was a famous actor on tv and then became me head yeah he's |
| 2:12.7 | meathead and then he became a famous director a big big, big time director, Hollywood director, huge, |
| 2:17.5 | big time, people of your generation, right? Like he is omnipresent. What do you mean by your |
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