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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Mornings are merrier with a home filled with festive favourites from Denelm, the home of every kind of Christmas. |
| 0:08.0 | From sweet decorations to serving up in style, we help to bring the festive spirit to any gathering. |
| 0:14.0 | Discover hosting heroes, gifting grates and all the trimmings for however you like to celebrate at your local denalm or online at denalm.com |
| 0:22.8 | the home of every kind of Christmas denalm the home of homes |
| 0:29.8 | from school plays to work parties there's lots to do so get best if ready all in one place |
| 0:35.5 | with denalm the home of every kind of Christmas. |
| 0:38.7 | From self-care buffs to coffee connoisseurs, |
| 0:41.5 | we'll help you find the perfect gift for everyone. |
| 0:44.8 | Discover hosting heroes, gifting grates and all the trimmings for however you like to celebrate |
| 0:49.7 | at your local Dunelm or online at Danalm.com. |
| 0:57.4 | The home of every kind of Christmas. |
| 0:58.4 | Denalm, |
| 1:00.2 | the home of homes. |
| 1:04.5 | Warning. |
| 1:06.1 | Broken simulation. |
| 1:07.5 | Broken simulation. |
| 1:10.3 | With Sam Tripoli. welcome to Johnny Wooder presents |
| 1:14.6 | Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard |
| 1:17.6 | Johnny, people complain him still not saying the name right |
| 1:21.1 | or maybe you're not reading it how we want to say it |
| 1:23.9 | You ever think about that? |
| 1:25.7 | Maybe I'm saying it the way the show is meant to be said. What? Simulation? Simulation. Oh, okay. You say it. Simulation? There's a you. There's a U. Yeah, simulation. That's what I say. There's a U and an A, not two A's. Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. What are we got? We're popping this in? Yeah, I've been popping all day, dogs. |
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