180: Owen Benjamin Was Right + Candace Owens' Background + Idiotic Comedian Rankings

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more.

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0:22.8	the home of every kind of Christmas denalm the home of homes
0:29.8	from school plays to work parties there's lots to do so get best if ready all in one place
0:35.5	with denalm the home of every kind of Christmas.
0:38.7	From self-care buffs to coffee connoisseurs,
0:41.5	we'll help you find the perfect gift for everyone.
0:44.8	Discover hosting heroes, gifting grates and all the trimmings for however you like to celebrate
0:49.7	at your local Dunelm or online at Danalm.com.
0:57.4	The home of every kind of Christmas.
0:58.4	Denalm,
1:00.2	the home of homes.
1:04.5	Warning.
1:06.1	Broken simulation.
1:07.5	Broken simulation.
1:10.3	With Sam Tripoli. welcome to Johnny Wooder presents
1:14.6	Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard
1:17.6	Johnny, people complain him still not saying the name right
1:21.1	or maybe you're not reading it how we want to say it
1:23.9	You ever think about that?
1:25.7	Maybe I'm saying it the way the show is meant to be said. What? Simulation? Simulation. Oh, okay. You say it. Simulation? There's a you. There's a U. Yeah, simulation. That's what I say. There's a U and an A, not two A's. Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. What are we got? We're popping this in? Yeah, I've been popping all day, dogs.
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