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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning |
| 0:04.2 | Broken Simulation |
| 0:06.0 | With Sam Tripoli |
| 0:10.0 | Right, we're in it |
| 0:14.2 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard |
| 0:16.0 | Presents broken simulation |
| 0:18.5 | starring Johnny Woodard in it |
| 0:20.6 | Johnny Welcome to this bico broken simulation starring Johnny Woodard in it Johnny |
| 0:23.0 | welcome to this |
| 0:24.3 | bi-coastal buy |
| 0:26.1 | oh yeah it's always |
| 0:28.5 | buy something |
| 0:29.1 | we're the number one |
| 0:30.4 | bi-coastal podcast |
| 0:32.4 | can we be the buy podcast |
| 0:34.9 | that would be another one just buy |
| 0:36.1 | there's already come called |
| 0:37.4 | the by guys the by guys by guys didn't last long. Apparently there isn't a big market for bisexuality. Oh, really? There isn't? I can't believe that. You mean like the gay hockey show that's almost certainly not going to have a season two? I mean, like who pitches at and it's like okay hear me up hockey one of the most |
| 0:56.5 | disciplined uh sports leagues out there i mean we're talking about honor hard work discipline now |
| 1:04.4 | here's a twist they're gay okay what do you guys think buy it eight seasons done can we put |
| 1:10.7 | sarah silverman in it? |
| 1:12.5 | It's the most. |
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