Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

So where is I first think of it Dear John and Hank?

It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the abuse advice

and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.

Did you hear that they're doing a new Netflix documentary on Flat Earthers?

Oh yeah?

That actually seems completely plausible to me in the 2019 media landscape.

What's the dad joke?

I hear that the end is a real cliffhanger.

Yeah, good.

You remember how like TLC used to have shows that were about learning because it was the

learning channel and now they have shows where like people hunt for ghosts.

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

I thought that the AFC that you were talking about was a different TLC than the one you were talking about.

It's the other TLC.

For a second, Dear Hank, I thought you really were T-Boss Watkins, but no, it's just Hank Green.

Did you just look up a member of TLC very quickly on Google because there's no way you know who T-Boss Watkins is?

I do know who T-Boss Watkins is.

I can tell you everything about her work.

Well, I look forward to learning more during this weekend riots.

No, there's no way we're talking about T-Boss Watkins during this weekend riots.

I know exactly who we're talking about.

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