175: Burn It All!!!!
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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What should I put in my journal? Should I sign a card for someone I don't know? What do I do when strangers tell me my shoes are untied? And more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John! |
| 0:07.0 | Yours up for a Think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.0 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:12.0 | give you the news and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:16.0 | John! |
| 0:17.0 | Yes. |
| 0:18.0 | What was your earliest childhood memory? |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, I mean if I offer it up then it won't belong to me anymore. |
| 0:25.0 | It will belong to all of the people who are listening right now. |
| 0:28.0 | So I know you're just trying to get to some kind of punchline. |
| 0:31.0 | Well, in any case mine was getting my first pair of glasses. |
| 0:35.0 | Do you remember doing that John? |
| 0:36.0 | I do. |
| 0:37.0 | Because it's just like everything before that's a blur. |
| 0:40.0 | Do you remember the place where we got our first glasses from |
| 0:45.0 | eventually fell into a sinkhole in Orlando Florida? |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, I mean that's... |
| 0:53.0 | In... given enough time that will happen to everything in Orlando Florida. |
| 0:57.0 | It's just... it's just limestone pockets underneath. |
| 1:01.0 | There's no actual land. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, the weird thing about it was that having your optometrist office fall into a sinkhole and disappear |
| 1:07.0 | wasn't even that unusual in our childhood. |
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