175: Burn It All!!!!

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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What should I put in my journal? Should I sign a card for someone I don't know? What do I do when strangers tell me my shoes are untied? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!
0:07.0	Yours up for a Think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:12.0	give you the news and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.0	John!
0:17.0	Yes.
0:18.0	What was your earliest childhood memory?
0:20.0	Oh, I mean if I offer it up then it won't belong to me anymore.
0:25.0	It will belong to all of the people who are listening right now.
0:28.0	So I know you're just trying to get to some kind of punchline.
0:31.0	Well, in any case mine was getting my first pair of glasses.
0:35.0	Do you remember doing that John?
0:36.0	I do.
0:37.0	Because it's just like everything before that's a blur.
0:40.0	Do you remember the place where we got our first glasses from
0:45.0	eventually fell into a sinkhole in Orlando Florida?
0:51.0	Yeah, I mean that's...
0:53.0	In... given enough time that will happen to everything in Orlando Florida.
0:57.0	It's just... it's just limestone pockets underneath.
1:01.0	There's no actual land.
1:03.0	Yeah, the weird thing about it was that having your optometrist office fall into a sinkhole and disappear
1:07.0	wasn't even that unusual in our childhood.
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