177: Gum Influencers
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
How do I know if I'm being a know-it-all? How do we survive the 2020 presidential election? At what point does a flying fish become a swimming bird? And more!
If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!
Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.
If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.
Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.
Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:07.3 | Dores, I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.2 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:12.2 | give you the advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC, |
| 0:15.1 | Wimbledon John. |
| 0:16.4 | Yes. |
| 0:16.9 | What is a pirate's favorite letter? |
| 0:19.8 | Is it R? |
| 0:21.3 | You would think that, but John, I believe that it is the sea. |
| 0:31.0 | I mean, it gets points for the misdirection value. |
| 0:34.2 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:34.8 | I gotcha. |
| 0:35.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.3 | I gotcha. |
| 0:37.0 | 100%. |
| 0:37.9 | Do you have any tweets that you would have tweeted this week? |
| 0:40.2 | You know what I would have tweeted about this week? |
| 0:42.9 | I would have tweeted a question, something along the lines of, |
| 0:47.0 | do billionaires understand that the public can come for their money at any time? |
| 0:55.4 | Like, are they familiar with the history of revolutions in which the public comes for the money? |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.6 | Uh, yeah, that sounds like a good one. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Complexly, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Complexly and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

