176: Sam Mourns His Dog + Nick Fuentes Does Tucker + Charlie Kirk Probe Shut Down?

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.4	All right, we're in and welcome to Johnny Wooder presents broken simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:19.9	Boom.
0:39.9	Yeah. Look at where I think we're live. Nobody's tuning in. I'm so sad. Oh, there's a bunch of people. Oh, it doesn't show me. Oh, Johnny, your evil plan has worked yet again. I don't know what. You have such a problem with projecting malice onto others when I do not project malice.
0:42.0	I only squirt love.
0:42.6	Okay.
0:44.0	That's all I do.
0:44.7	I'm sorry. I'm already angry.
0:45.8	I'm already angry because we lost all our graphics and streaming.
0:49.7	We lost all of our graphics, guys.
0:51.9	Do you guys understand how hard this is? We look basic bitch. We look like a basic bitch. We look like such a basic bitch with a basic bitch background. I don't even, is this a new color that NASA discovered or whoever? Yeah. What is this color? Olo or whatever. What was it? Olo, bro. Olo! It does look like that, doesn't it? It does. It does. It does. I got a, I think they had like a server outage or something. That's even worse. That's not bad. That's interesting. That's not okay. There's punch drunk. They didn't lose punch drunk shit. Just somehow we have punch drunk, dude.
1:30.3	This will be the close people who get to another punch drunk episode. That's not bad. Tell me what you think. That's, that's dangerous. I got like some 80s stuff here. What about? Yeah, let's go. Oh, yeah. There we go. Going back to when it was the, the snow was pure and the chicks didn't have ding-dongs let's go let's go 80s
1:47.9	guys thank you for all the happy birthdays thank you guys so much we really i do really do
1:53.6	appreciate it yeah it's sam's birthday i was two days ago yeah two days ago 35 again
2:00.1	i'm just a 35 year old try to make my way was two days ago. Yeah, two days ago. 35 again.
2:03.0	I'm just a 35 year old.
2:05.9	Try to make my way through the world.
2:06.9	35.
2:08.8	I got you a gift.
2:09.5	Do you have it with you?
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