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🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 105 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:06.4 | Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.5 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. |
| 0:17.3 | We are in it now. |
| 0:18.5 | First story, Johnny. |
| 0:19.6 | Oof, you got right in it. I got right in it. We have to 11. |
| 0:23.9 | I didn't even have time to set the exposure on my camera. |
| 0:26.5 | First story. Johnny, you're already burning time. We're losing for viewers as we go as you adjust your lenses. |
| 0:32.8 | I edit that out. Don't you dare edit that out. Johnny, this is a no editout podcast unless they say something that I think will get me canceled. Exactly not a no-ed-out podcast. No edit-out podcast. No edit-out podcast. Nobody wants it. The people are chanting. You can go to Patreon and get it done it if you wish. Hot topics. We got a couple of options here. Raiders suck. |
| 0:54.6 | Yeah, nobody cares. |
| 0:55.5 | Dick Cheney, good riddance. |
| 0:58.0 | Die. |
| 0:58.8 | Ding dong. |
| 0:59.5 | The witch is there. |
| 1:00.9 | That guy. |
| 1:01.3 | She could take your daughter with you. |
| 1:03.4 | Jesus. |
| 1:04.6 | What? |
| 1:05.0 | Single-handedly responsible for more deaths than... |
| 1:08.7 | Just in all... |
| 1:09.8 | If you ever want to know uh who runs uh this realm |
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