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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning. Broken Simulation.
0:06.4	Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.5	Yes, we're in it.
0:14.9	Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:20.5	And the guy who's just been trying to do the show for two days,
0:24.1	finally got Johnny here. We are in it.
0:30.6	What was it today, Sam? I know yesterday you couldn't do it because you took a nap. What was what was today? What was your excuse today for being late? I did, I did Kurt Metzker's and Duncan Truffle's amazing podcast. Yeah, and you knew about that because earlier you texted me. You said, let's do it at five. I was cool with that. And then you text me again, after you already knew you were doing that other podcast, you said let's do it at four and I said okay and I scheduled it.
0:58.2	Because I was supposed to do Kurt Metzker and and Duncan show at noon and then they're like 1245 and then dude find a kid.
1:10.8	Dude, they they record in San Antonio.
1:14.3	It's so far away.
1:15.5	I thought everything was 15 minutes away.
1:18.3	Oh, you're doing firing the kid today, too?
1:20.3	I did it.
1:21.1	I crushed it.
1:23.0	You know?
1:24.5	So it's their fault.
1:26.8	Thank you, Johnny. And that's why you have a top rated show. I get it.
1:32.2	I get it. You understand. I get it. We're both in Austin, by the way, about three blocks from each other.
1:39.5	Yeah. That's the kind of people. That's the kind of people we are.
1:43.2	Guys, we have an announcement. We're naming this podcast, three blocks. Johnny and I will always be in three different places. It's about, honestly, it's about the same as when we're back in LA, too, because we see, I can walk to your house. But we choose to do it from our homes because we are, uh, what would you say, uh, anti-social scumbags.
2:03.2	Yeah, we do.
2:04.5	We are 100% anti-social scumbags.
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