174: Charlie Kirk Israel Texts Revealed + Bill Burr's Mistake + Trump's Gaza Ceasefire

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 136 minutes

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We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire.

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	And welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Wooder.
0:18.8	We are in it.
0:21.2	We're in it, Johnny.
0:23.2	Do you understand how in it we are?
0:25.8	You said your grumpy trips today?
0:27.3	Is that what I woke up, wanted to see the world burn, dude.
0:30.6	Just if that alien craft is coming, hit us now.
0:34.7	I am tired of working.
0:36.8	I am burnt out. I just want to do, I just want, well, yeah, dude, Armageddon, the rapture, bring it all on at the same time. It's funny how sometimes you, sometimes you wake up and you just feel like you want to kill people. I don't know. There's something. That, that thing about, that old thing about waking up on the wrong side of the bed is totally real. Yeah. I woke up on the wrong side of bed and wanted homicide. That's how I feel. Just give me homicide. They said that comment. I saw a story today. The reporting on that comment, by the way, it's just hilarious. They said, uh, it's spewing water like a fire hydrant.
1:14.0	It's what they said.
1:15.4	Uh, it's just, apparently it's some, some ridiculous amount of water is just being shed off of this thing.
1:20.8	And it's much earlier.
1:21.8	What?
1:22.7	Oh, off of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, alien spacecraft. That's coming. That that bomb brawn said that would that that would be he
1:32.9	literally called everything he's like yeah it's going to be Islamic jihadists Russians and
1:38.1	then aliens and then bang bang pow I mean I wish you could help me get on draft kings
1:43.9	make some calls. Oh, fun, Braun. Do you like Thursday night football? No, I don't like anything that they've done. Any of the extra footballs. Thursday night football, you're like, oh, it's all right football during the week? I like it on the weekends. Well, I get you, I forget to set my fantasy lineup all the time too, and it just screws me, like weekly, on a weekly basis. I, yeah, dude. I mean, one of my, I'm in a league that drafted like literally 90 guys. There's nobody to draft right now. Except for Bryce Young.
2:17.7	Price Young is the only guy available to draft right now.
2:20.3	You can anybody can have Bryce Young.
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