174: The Mysterious "Stolen" Car

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Am I too old to race down hotel hallways? Is there a stranger in my attic? How do you make plans with a subgroup of friends? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Egg and John.
0:06.4	George, I prefer to think that you're John and Hank.
0:08.4	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a
0:11.8	advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:16.4	Have you ever noticed that Marxists always write only in lowercase?
0:20.2	No, why is that hang?
0:22.2	It's because they hate capitalism.
0:24.2	That's a pretty good joke.
0:30.4	Yeah, that's a pretty good joke.
0:32.9	But thanks John.
0:34.1	Hank, I'd like to propose a new opening bit for me in the podcast.
0:38.0	This whole thing where I try to share good news, it's not working because I don't feel it in my heart
0:42.4	and I think our listeners can tell.
0:44.8	Yeah, I think so too.
0:46.2	I was thinking maybe we could institute a new thing where I share something every week that I
0:50.9	would have tweeted if only I had Twitter.
0:54.0	Golden Retriever leads ambulance through Maves of Alleyways to save his owner.
0:58.7	I mean, that news story sounds faked.
1:02.1	It sounds like probably an oversimplification of a complicated story
1:05.9	to try to make people feel good about a world where I don't think that you should feel
1:12.8	unambiguous, that we good.
1:14.9	Anyway.
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