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🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:06.4 | Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.4 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. |
| 0:18.7 | Deep in it Johnny. |
| 0:20.0 | Steve Lafayette is back. Thank God. Thank God. We have a, we had a crisis yesterday. I was, I was just losing it. I was so sad. For the, uh, 500 of you that listened to a cash daddy's, uh, dude, Johnny, there's 20,000 people. Shut up. Steve Lafayette got banned by Sam in the comments. |
| 0:41.1 | I was on accident. |
| 0:42.8 | I was trying to ban any word who was crap talking one of our sponsors. |
| 0:47.6 | Don't worry. |
| 0:48.5 | Steve, you're safe today because I'm at the controls. |
| 0:50.9 | There's no chance of miss banning that to happening. |
| 0:53.8 | Steve's a moderator now he |
| 0:55.1 | actually got a promotion out of all of it him and that's good steve you see any bullshit you take |
| 1:00.1 | him down brother get him out down yeah we got dude i'm happy to be here bro i put up some numbers |
| 1:08.1 | i went to the gym i stared at a bunch of sweet fart boxes and i was happy |
| 1:12.3 | dude felt good did a little stretching today stretching you went to the stretch lab and to the gym |
| 1:21.7 | no dude i did i i found a new chick on youtube this hot cougar and i just did some stretching |
| 1:26.7 | you just follow her to stretch that's cool yeah that's it. Somebody to kind of push on you a little bit to stretch properly. What's that? No, dude. I mean, I do go to places to get stretch, but today I just wanted to stretch my legs. I like that. Yeah, dude, I'm excited, bro. |
| 1:45.7 | I'm excited. |
| 1:47.0 | What are you excited about today? |
| 1:48.8 | I don't know, dude. |
| 1:50.2 | My life is going, okay. |
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