172: Nic Cage/Charlie Kirk Connection + Rogan Club Gone Woke? + Tim Dillon Fired From Saudi Festival

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:04.2	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation.
0:08.4	With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.4	Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation song Johnny Wooder.
0:17.9	Johnny.
0:19.3	We're in it.
0:20.3	Back in the old studio. I missed this studio. I'm emotionally
0:24.3	attached to it. Surprise you're on time with that shirt on. Bro, you don't even understand.
0:29.9	So I did a show in Ventura. Just like a mailman today, Sam. I did a show in Ventura, and I got there
0:36.9	about five minutes before the show started. And they're like, hey, dude, some guy brought this over, and I opened it. The people at UPS are tinful of half fans. The postal service, not UPS. The postal. Oh, yeah, the government. Is that, like, offensive? Is that, like, being loved by the Crips and talk about the bloods?
0:55.7	I think so.
0:56.3	Yeah.
0:56.5	My apology. I don't want to start a gang war. Yeah. What can probably do you? What if you? What did I say? UPS? You said you, Brown is down. That's what we decided. Okay. So what I say, Fed? You said UPS, yeah. But this is the U.S.
1:09.7	No, that's United States Postal Service?
1:10.4	No, that's United Parcel Service.
1:12.5	USPS is what you're representing.
1:14.1	That's somePS, yeah. But this is the U.S. No, that's United States Postal Service. No, that's United Parcel Service.
1:12.5	USPS is what you're representing.
1:14.0	That's some bullshit right there. If you're running a business and so did that, you're like, but it's the government. You can rip off the government. You can? I don't know. I mean, I mean, it's pretty different. That's crazy.
1:24.5	So I got there and they brought me this and says to Sam,
1:27.7	I'm going to read
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