171: Charlie Kirk Fallout/Theories + Kimmel Fired + New UAP Footage + Zuckerberg FAIL

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.
0:33.5	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front.
0:34.8	Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
0:39.2	The night will be wild and untamed.
0:41.4	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
0:45.3	By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:51.4	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:53.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:56.5	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
1:03.4	Warning.
1:04.8	Broken simulation.
1:06.1	Broken simulation.
1:08.1	With Sam Tripoli.
1:14.3	We were in it before the intro even stopped.
1:16.3	That's how in it we are.
1:19.7	Johnny's still sickie-pooh.
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