Hello everybody and welcome to a perfect person to show where I'm perfect and I'm going

to teach you how and when I had an egg sandwich this morning with really good bread on

it. So it was like normally I'm not really focusing on the bread part. No, but this morning

it was like all bread. Yeah, anybody who makes an egg sandwich and they have like English

muffins in their house, anytime I see somebody with English muffins, I'm like, I'm going

to beat your fucking ass. I'm going to take that as a pull quote from you. I see you

with English muffins. I'm ready. That is truly the most unpatriotic thing I've ever seen

in my life. My mom used to bring home English muffins and I was like, Mom, no, we are in

fucking America. We are not in an English run country of Guyette anymore. We are in America.

Bring home sliced bread. That's right. And yellow American cheese. Yeah, I also feel like

English muffins are not necessarily. It's like French fries. It's like we're calling

these English muffins. Yeah, because. Yeah. Yeah. Do they not have muffins in England?

I don't know. No, they have scones. I think. Wait, no, no, no, no, biscuits are cookies.

Yeah. And scones are biscuits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if they have muffins.

I don't know if they have biscuits. I don't think they do. God. I'm joined by Derek Bernard.

Yeah. How are you doing? Yeah. Derek, welcome to the show. Thanks. You're obviously telling

it to stand up comedian host of another show that I produce guilty pleasures. Yeah.

Writer on solar opposites. Yeah. Star of single drink female. Seeing you drink female.

That's right. Yeah. It's a pleasure to have you in my studio. Thanks for having me.

And yeah, I feel like you have you're on guilty pleasures. You have the funniest like big outbursts

of passion. Yeah. That really make me laugh a lot. Yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah. I think that whenever

anybody disagrees with me, they're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, you got to have

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