17: Catfishing My Wife (w/ Eric Striffler)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Eric Striffler enters the studio to create perfection about Gary Vaynerchucks motivational insanity, catfishing your wife for her birthday, and weird service job encounters.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect First in the show where I'm perfect and I'm going to teach
0:20.6	you how.
0:21.6	I left my glasses, jeez, and don't cough at the microphone so early on.
0:27.0	I left my glasses at a doctor's appointment and I spilled a giant green smoothie made
0:31.5	with milk in my car two days ago.
0:34.2	Two days ago.
0:35.2	Two days ago.
0:36.2	All right.
0:37.2	Your story adds up.
0:38.2	So the glasses are sort of a non-starter because it's like a 45 minute away doctor's appointment
0:41.3	so I'm just considering getting new glasses.
0:43.3	Get lacic.
0:44.3	I just got lacic.
0:45.3	So your solution is to get surgery.
0:47.2	That's my solution to every problem today.
0:49.9	I'm going to find, feeling lonely, get surgery, honey.
0:53.2	I'm going to find a surgical solution to everyone's problems.
0:57.1	Yeah.
0:58.1	You just, you like went to med school somehow we didn't know.
1:01.6	You're like, I think we could cut that out of your body.
1:05.7	I'm joined by Eric Striffler for your sidekick.
1:09.0	Hello.
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