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Perfect Person

15: She’s Just Jealous Of My Girlboss Grindset

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Callers are solving their lives by calling in this week, from nosy godmoms to girlbosses with jealousy, it's another flawless episode of PP.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and I'm going to teach

0:20.5

you how I've been craving grapefruit lately.

0:25.0

That's just a great thing.

0:27.2

Grapefruit is really good, though.

0:28.8

Yeah.

0:29.8

When I was in high school, I was really into grapefruit.

0:32.5

Like truly it was, I made it my identity and I was like, I'm a guy who peels, I don't

0:37.1

slice grapefruit.

0:38.1

I peel grapefruit and I would be like outside of a coffee shop like trying to look like

0:42.6

a cool approachable like smart high schooler.

0:45.1

And did you think like women would like this?

0:47.0

Yeah, I think why did you mean why did you lean so hard into the grapefruit?

0:50.2

I think I thought people would be impressed with how well I peeled it.

0:56.4

I mean, I think it really depends on how well of what you do know the hack.

1:01.8

I know.

1:02.8

We're starting off blazing.

1:05.4

We're going a million miles an hour in second one, but I want to tell you about what

1:10.1

how I do to grapefruit.

1:11.6

So what you do is you open it up and a lot of people are thinking, that's a lot of work

1:16.1

and it is.

1:17.1

But hard work.

1:18.6

Sometimes if you get your grind on, if you grind on, you just slice the grapefruit.

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