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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn We're now on Twitter! Follow us at twitter.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.2	Thor is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.1	It's a comedy podcast for two brothers,
0:10.4	answer your questions, give you the news advice,
0:12.2	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.8	John, I was recently in Jamaica and I got a pie,
0:22.0	a piece of pie, it was a dollar 50,
0:24.1	and then I went to the Turks and Kekos and I got some pie,
0:26.2	and it was two dollars.
0:27.7	And these are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
0:30.3	I mean, that joke, like your level of enthusiasm,
0:40.3	leads a bit to be desired.
0:43.0	Does it sound like maybe I performed that joke a number of times while on tour?
0:46.4	It does, but mostly it sounds like you're very tired.
0:50.0	I am very tired John, I have a cold and a cough and I want to sleep,
0:54.5	but also I want to make a podcast with you.
0:57.2	So I had to choose and I chose this one.
0:59.5	Well Hank, I have some great news for you,
1:02.0	some really heartwarming uplifting news.
1:04.6	Oh yeah.
1:05.8	There are going to be catastrophic consequences to climate change.
1:09.6	This is not how the bit works.
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