160: You Are Not My Bus

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.6	Or is I worthy to go to Dear John and Hank?
0:08.6	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions.
0:12.0	Give you the reason for advising.
0:13.0	Bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.0	John, what did the doctors say to the patient who wanted an appointment
0:20.0	because they had become invisible?
0:23.0	What?
0:25.0	I'm sorry, I can't see you right now.
0:28.0	That's terrible. I'm sorry.
0:32.0	That is the worst one yet.
0:34.0	I don't love this bit, but I was willing to accept it until that one.
0:40.0	Look, look, look.
0:42.0	We did this on tour and every dad joke got a huge, a huge round of applause
0:48.0	from the minority of the audience, but those people.
0:52.0	Well, Hank, I have a bit of good news for you.
0:57.0	I have a bit of good news.
0:59.0	Robert Mueller is ready to deliver key findings in his Trump probe,
1:03.0	say, sources after the midterm elections.
1:06.0	That's still ha-
1:11.0	Well, that's good news.
1:13.0	Oh, God.
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