158: President Alligator
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2018
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.8 | Or is that for Think With Your John and Hank? |
| 0:08.7 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:11.4 | give you the advice from bringing you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:15.5 | John! |
| 0:16.4 | Yes. |
| 0:17.1 | What did the patient say when the doctor said that his brain had lost all memory of 1980's music? |
| 0:23.7 | What? |
| 0:26.7 | Oh no! |
| 0:27.9 | What's the cure? |
| 0:29.4 | First off, I would like to state for the record that the cure are still abandoned. |
| 0:39.9 | And so, yeah, all right. |
| 0:46.0 | A little bit offended. |
| 0:47.4 | A little bit offended as somebody who loved the cure in 1991 that they would be associated |
| 0:54.0 | only with the 80's. |
| 0:55.4 | The cure have been an ongoing concern, Hank, since 1976. |
| 1:00.0 | They're a year older than I am. |
| 1:02.5 | Uh, so that's a great point. |
| 1:04.3 | That's a good point you've poked a good ol' hot hole in Madad joke. |
| 1:08.2 | Hank, I have the most wonderful good news of all time. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh. |
| 1:13.6 | Okay. |
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