157. An Intruder Invoked - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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An Intruder has intruded upon the livestock, a malefactor produced by dining on death. Yearn for it. Search the brains for its presence, not unlike a gold panner. Yup, real gooey labor, but rewarding. Guest Preacher: Marcus Parks (Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space) Invocation Petitions for Patreon Congregants True Liturgical Reading: An Intruder Invoked Closing, Disrobing In two weeks we will come again to deliver you another profound truth! Or some weird shit. Either/or! POSTER: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt BROTHER REID ART: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReidFarts

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0:00.0	Everyone, please, take your seats.
0:04.0	Everyone, please, take your seats.
0:24.6	And might I say, you all stink.
0:30.8	Anyway, let's get started.
0:32.4	The story must be told.
0:39.3	Huh.
0:40.3	It seems like
0:43.3	there's something
0:45.3	different about you all today.
0:48.3	But darn if I can tell.
0:51.3	Perhaps as a collective, you all got a haircut.
0:57.0	For the petitions, please welcome Assistant groundskeeper, Devin.
1:05.0	Hey everyone.
1:12.6	Okay, the response to today's petitions is
1:17.6	stink or grease, or sniff, or smell,
1:23.6	the story's truth I'll never tell for Sid F
1:28.9	I don't know if you heard
1:30.9	but the Christian God
1:32.8	is talking some mad shit about you
1:35.5	I've got my parents car for the night
1:37.6	what do you say we drive past this house
1:39.5	and start his garage on fire
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