156. It Was A Monday...

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

It is vital while listening to this Story to not get sidetracked, lost in the details, or thrown off course from your original aim. To amble, disengage focus, or, in other words, become distracted. No! Pay attention! Lest you forget the reason you began to begin with, from the beginning, until the end of where the beginning began. A Seance Profound Liturgical Reading: It Was A Monday Morning When Arthur Kurtz Came To The Terrible Realization He'd Lost Track Of Time, Making His Day Far More Difficult Than Expected Revelation Two weeks until the Story finds you DISTRACTED ohhh what did we tell you? POSTER: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BROTHER REID ART: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReidFarts BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	The Shh, shh, okay, okay, okay.
0:27.5	Quiet down, congregants.
0:29.7	Thank you for coming to this special invite-only midnight service.
0:35.4	Our work here tonight demands your full attention, unwavering faith, and absolute
0:40.3	silence. Because tonight we're doing a seance. There's no backing out now. I've had Sister
0:50.6	Colista lock the doors, and not a single one of us will leave this room
0:54.5	until we rid the church of the terrible ghost that's been terrorizing our congregation
1:00.1	all these weeks.
1:02.4	The story must be told.
1:03.7	The story must be told.
1:08.0	Okay.
1:09.0	I need everyone to sit criss-cross applesauce on the ground.
1:12.6	Now shut your eyes.
1:14.6	Breathe in, breathe out.
1:17.6	Devon, dim the lights.
1:19.6	Yeah, perfect, thank you.
1:21.6	Okay, here we go, congregants.
1:24.6	Oh, spirit, in the name of this story, I demand you identify yourself. Who are you, Spirit? I command you. Ah, mm-a-a-mm-n-n-m-l-l-h-l-h-l-h-l-h-l-h-l...
1:48.0	Spirit?
1:50.0	Ha ha ha ha. It's me.
1:53.0	I recognize that voice.
1:56.0	Oh, oh my goodness, congregants!
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