158. Miss Paker’s Cats - Guest Preacher Julie Rosing

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Curiosity killed no cat—it was POISON. That rotten child, that BOY did it. His face is every child’s face Miss Paker will see, as she instructs the children in the Truth of her Lord. Guest Preacher: Julie Rosing (www.ineedana.com) Invocation Children’s Awards Liturgical Reading: Miss Paker’s Cats Closing, Disrobing Fourteen days are required for the Story to regenerate and birth again. Check in and cherish what we spew for youuuu nexxxttttt POSTER: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Thank you everyone.
0:02.0	All right.
0:03.0	Looks like the kids are filing in, so it'll just be a few more minutes.
0:07.0	And I want to remind everyone sitting in the front that the first eight rows are reserved for children only.
0:14.0	I don't care if you're 80 and can't shit right or what.
0:17.0	But get in the back or else I'll call the police.
0:19.0	I'm not kidding.
0:21.6	All right, how we doing up here?
0:23.6	Good, good, good, good, looking good.
0:25.6	Everyone's safe and sound?
0:26.6	Well, let's kick this pig, congregants.
0:28.6	The story must be told.
0:30.6	This story must be told.
0:32.6	Today is an important day, dear, congregants.
0:36.6	It's our annual Junior Story Achievement Awards liturgy.
0:41.3	That's right. We're celebrating a liturgy just for the kids of this wonderful church.
0:47.3	Every year we like to recognize two standout students from St. Gripper's School for Wayward Tykes and Tots for Excellence in Academics and Athletics.
0:58.7	I'll be announcing the winners in just a moment, and then, of course, after today's story,
1:03.6	we'll announce the boy president of the 2022-2020-23 academic year.
1:13.6	Okay- doke.
1:15.6	First up is my least favorite award,
1:18.6	the Louis Anderson Memorial Academic Award.
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