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Perfect Person

153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:08.0

This episode of Perfect Person is brought to you by booking.com. Booking.com? Booking dot com?

0:13.9

Booking dot yeah. From vacation rentals to hotels across the U.S., booking.com has the ideal summer stay for absolutely anyone, even those

0:21.8

who might seem impossible to please. Whether you're booking for yourself, your partner,

0:25.7

your picketines, or your sleeplight, rise early mom, you can find exactly what you're booking for

0:31.4

on booking.com. I actually book a lot of hotel rooms because I'm always on tour and I have very specific needs

0:39.9

for those hotel rooms. I got to make sure there's enough room for all the crew. I got to make

0:43.3

sure we can check in at the right times because we arrive in cities really early. Then I find

0:47.1

that booking.com is really a fantastic way to do all of that. I'm able to book sweets with separate

0:52.4

rooms. I'm able to book one with a big

0:54.4

kitchen in case I want to make a big nacho salad in the middle of the night after a show.

0:59.2

Booking.com has absolutely all my needs. And when I travel with my lovely little son, it helps

1:04.2

with that too. If my little family can find their perfect stay on booking.com, anyone can.

1:10.8

Find exactly what you're booking for.

1:12.2

Booking.com, booking dot yeah.

1:14.8

Book today on the site or in the app.

1:38.9

Book today on the site or in the app. Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

1:42.2

I love that so much. It was so loud.

1:43.9

I turned yours up because you're not wearing them and I wanted you to hear the sound

1:47.3

of ice.

1:48.5

So I turned yours up.

1:49.3

So yours don't put yours on because they'll be blazing loud.

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