154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.3	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you are of course a person.
0:23.8	Recently, I've been wearing a little uniform of myself. White shirt. Uh-oh. Call it a classic.
0:34.8	I bought a pack of four white shirts and I've been wearing them recently as sort of a thing
0:38.7	that I don't have to think about what I've been wearing.
0:41.2	And I have found that experience to be nice for me to have.
0:46.4	I'm obviously joined by Josh Sharp.
0:48.9	I love this.
0:49.6	I think more people need to embrace the uniform.
0:52.0	And for you, it looks really good.
0:53.3	You've got a right cut of jean.
0:55.6	Thank you.
0:56.2	You've got a classic white shirt.
0:58.7	Clean.
0:59.0	And dirty white sneakers, which are really in now.
1:01.5	I mean that.
1:02.5	I'm coming to you from the queer corners of Brooklyn.
1:05.1	You know, we are trendsetters.
1:06.3	We are setting culture.
1:07.6	The dirtiest white sneakers are so in vogue right now.
1:10.7	I got to be honest, every time I put
1:12.2	on a pair of shoes, I'm, I'm just like, my shoes are too dirty. I don't have that thing. I don't have
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